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Lottie and Lulu discuss the behaviour of people at the White House correspondents' dinner, whether it’s ever OK to date your friend’s ex, (even if they’re Harry Styles) and King Charles’ squirrel fetish (allegedly). Lulu is ready to kill more animals while Lottie is ready to lay her life on the line for a crayfish she’s never met and Club Chalamet decides she’s had ENOUGH.

Lottie and Lulu discuss the latest updates (or lack thereof) from the Alix Earle vs Alex Cooper drama and ponder whether Anne Hathaway is allowed to say Inshallah? Lottie reveals she's a sex tourist whilst trying to out other sex tourists and the girls discuss Spain's greatest matador getting gored up the bum.

Lottie and Lulu discuss all the drama going down between Alix Earle and Alex Cooper  - whose side are you on? They critique Trump's AI artwork of himself as Jesus Christ, discuss whether it's OK to cull Pablo Escobar's hippos and run through the fun Coachella gossip from the first weekend. Apologies for Lulu's sound quality this week!

Lottie tells Lulu about the Artemis II mission, Trump warmongering at an Easter Egg hunt and delves into the medicinal and scientific benefits of gossiping. The girls also discuss sleepmaxxing, compare sleep schedules and decide who is getting sleepmogged.

Lottie & Lulu have a look at the life of Kristi Noem (Donald Trump's former head of homeland security) after her husband was found dressing up as a woman online. We run over the heists that happened in March, from KitKats to cheap paintings from an Italian museum. Who's the daddy? A woman who’s taken identical twins to court, still doesn’t know. And how many bananas is too many bananas?

After weeks of begging Lulu is finally allowed to talk to Lottie about The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and its star, Taylor Frankie Paul. They discuss Chappell Roan's hatred of children and of people in general, the latest memoir scandal to hit the US and the Great Escape of two capybaras.
 
A heads up: this episode contains discussions of domestic violence and sexual assault.

Lottie and Lulu talk about Timothée Chalamet's Oscars loss and how his biggest fan (Club Chalamet) is dealing with it. Will Green Party leader Zack Polanski ever get over his hypno-boob scandal? Would you stay friends with someone after they gave you botulism? And babies are LIARS - and now there's proof.

Lottie and Lulu discuss whether Jim Carey is being possessed by an alien life force and Donald Trump’s neck rash. Are Tom Holland and Zendaya actually married, Lily Allen's first show back and Cruz Beckham’s (lack of) knowledge of the British Isles.

Lottie and Lulu talk about the monkey who’s stolen hearts across the world, the Reese’s Pieces nepo baby trying to protect his family legacy and the woman who spent seven years getting revenge on a cult celebrity Pilates studio - attended by Meghan, Duchess of Sussex and Victoria Beckham.

Lottie and Lulu become film critics after watching Wuthering Heights despite knowing nothing about cinema and only one of them having read the book. They also talk about Kim Jong Un spoiling his tween daughter like any good Girl Dad should and we ponder the enormousness of the universe thanks to Barack Obama.