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Lottie and Lulu become film critics after watching Wuthering Heights despite knowing nothing about cinema and only one of them having read the book. They also talk about Kim Jong Un spoiling his tween daughter like any good Girl Dad should and we ponder the enormousness of the universe thanks to Barack Obama.

Lottie and Lulu talk Wuthering Heights and if we’re being affair baited by Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi. Cheating, penis injections and bullying accusations at the Winter Olympics. We run through the list of questions that crop up when a man sticks a WW1 bomb up his bum and are Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton the real deal?

Lottie and Lulu discuss some of the more salacious revelations from the latest dump of Epstein files, from STDs to whether it’s appropriate to talk about your child’s sex life with a sex offender. They remind themselves of Bennifer’s relationship timeline after they were spotted holding hands and they ask if AI can really be your boyfriend if you can’t snog it.

Lottie and Lulu discuss Katie Price’s fourth marriage to a man who loves Facetune, the Fab Five fallout post Queer Eye and all the drama at the ‘zoo’ also known as the Australian Open.

Lottie and Lulu weigh in on the transatlantic issue of our time: BECKSIT. Whose side are you on?! They also cover everyone’s favourite gay hockey show, Heated Rivalry and Pandorogate, the perfect millennial tale of hubris.

Lottie and Lulu discuss Greg Wallace's apology, which is personal for them as future 'middle class women of a certain age', and ask: Who the hell is Vas J Morgan? Plz can someone let them know. They get into Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's red carpet return after their cancellation and they pay an Etsy Witch to cast some spells.  

Lottie and Lulu consider if Club Chalamet should have a restraining order, whether Ashley Tisdale deserved to be kicked out her mum group and the latest on the fake medal man.

Lottie and Lulu run through their favourite things from 2025 month by month. Remember when TikTok got banned in the US for 3 days? What about Drake suing Kendrick? Lauren Sanchez Bezos went to space and got married to a billionaire this year, what did YOU do?
All that and much more on this week's episode.

Lottie and Lulu discuss how much they would need to be paid to let Anthony Joshua punch them, Erika Kirk’s appearances at Americafest, whose side they are on in the Beckham Family Feud and Timothée Chalamet’s appearance on top of The Sphere (which is round)

Lottie and Lulu ponder whether Erika Kirk is possessed, why millennial optimism is having a comeback, Melania Trump’s well-documented hatred of the holiday season and Timothée Chalamet’s campaign to win an Oscar.