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In which Lottie and Lulu discuss the return of the PLAGUE (!!!) and the not-so-mysterious death of American Idol star Caleb Flynn’s wife after he had an affair with a 20-year-old who he sent AI-generated love songs. They also talk about the unusual Strictly Come Dancing to GB News career pathway taken by… AJ Pritchard. Oh, and would you rather be killed by lethal injection, pneumonic plague or AI??

In which Lottie and Lulu are joined by actress and writer Bebe Cave. They discuss the Covid-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts that’s made headlines around the world. They also talk about the dystopian sponsors of the Vogue World fashion week event and what that means for our society, Davide from Love Island’s crime lord girlfriend and Bebe’s brainchild, the pillars of femininity. Bebe also addresses allegations that she attended clown school.

In which Lottie and Lulu discuss whether it'a acceptable to ask your fiancée if you can shag someone else before you get married, and Donald Trump junior's Russian sponsored wedding fireworks. They debate whether Hyrox is actually a mental illness and whether they think it's acceptable to soil yourself in the name of winning. And finally, two women adopted from India to the Netherlands as babies who became friends discover something wonderful about themselves.

In which Lottie and Lulu discuss Alix Earle's new Netflix show and the revelations about her relationship with Alex Cooper. They talk about the firms using X-factor style audition processes to hire young candidates and the man who died from getting filler in his penis. Lottie also reveals secrets about her past and Lulu works through one of her most embarrassing moments.

In which Lottie and Lulu report on Katie Price’s impending (fourth) divorce from serial conman Lee Andrews, along with his claims that he was raised by a senior member of the IRA. They discuss Brigitte Macron’s daughter following in her mother’s footsteps and dating a man more than 20 years her junior, and the accession  of the new Norwegian King and Queen. They also offer their high level analysis of the news story from Essex where a man did unspeakable things with a carrot in public.

In which Lottie and Lulu discuss whether your significant other would be cheating if they put their genitalia in the hoover, where Harry and Meghan are likely to be living now they’re back in the UK and whether a Titanic themed slide is disrespectful. They get into snogging tips for Gen Z and talk about ‘Goosegate’, the tennis club in Surrey that decided to kill a family of geese in cold blood and lie about it to their members. This episode contains STRONG language, ADULT themes and a BIG reveal.

Lottie and Lulu speak about Donald Trump's new work wife, Natalie Harp and McLovin from Superbad running a cocaine frat house at Penn State University. They discuss how it looks like Microsoft nepo baby Phoebe Gates' cookie stuffing Phia faux pas was actually on purpose. They think about writing a children's book based on the Texas goose who saved 60 other birds from a burning barn (!!!) and the girls talk about Disney adults, after superfan Toni Kulusich was accused of stalking her favourite character, Peter Pan. Is visiting his "home" at Disneyland once a week too much? 

In which they discuss whether you should go halfsies on your own engagement ring, the AI fruit that's radicalising children and Rachel Dolezal's career as a sex coach. Lottie and Lulu also offer parenting advice (as two non-parents) to the family of the child who was so badly behaved their flight had to turn around and return to the terminal before take off.

In which the girls discuss Suki Waterhouse saying she's never seen Twilight, whether Danny Cipriani should be rich enough to pay for his own wedding and the man who enacted a midnight murder plot on his neighbours fish. Lottie and Lulu also discuss the American preachers daughter who says teenage girls talking to one another too much makes them gay and the Mormon practise of 'soaking'. This episode contains strong language and graphic sexual references.

In which Lottie and Lulu discuss their attitudes to risk and Lottie's meet cute with Greg Wallace. You'll hear a breakdown the GOP primary for Governor of Colorado with its insane cast of characters. They ponder whether Emily Wilson heard their review of The Odyssey and decided she didn't like it much either, how many birthday cards a famous monkey should expect to receive and whether Prince Louis' sexuality should be up for public discussion.