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In which Lottie and Lulu discuss their attitudes to risk and Lottie's meet cute with Greg Wallace. You'll hear a breakdown the GOP primary for Governor of Colorado with its insane cast of characters. They ponder whether Emily Wilson heard their review of The Odyssey and decided she didn't like it much either, how many birthday cards a famous monkey should expect to receive and whether Prince Louis' sexuality should be up for public discussion. 

Lottie and Lulu dissect Christopher Nolan's newest film. Lulu's been to see The Odyssey, Lottie hasn't, but they both, surprisingly, have THOUGHTS. They return to the Katie Price and Lee Andrews saga after he was accused of trying to sell a sex tape, before taking a look at Matty Healy's stag do and subsequent wedding, asking whether he was taking a swipe at Taylor Swift... or if he truly does not care. Finally, the girls analyse Madonna, BTS and Justin Bieber at the FIFA World Cup half-time show and ask whether football has finally gone full Super Bowl. Oh, and is it ever acceptable to wear white to a wedding à la Spice Girl Geri Halliwell?

Lottie and Lulu discuss Katie Price's husband Lee Andrews being BACK in prison and speculate as to why. They offer rudimentary analysis of the scandal engulfing Bill Gates' Girl Boss daughter Phoebe, and consider how they would react if someone was sucked out of an aeroplane they were travelling on. Finally, they discuss the Ukrainian prisoner of war who dictated all seven Harry Potter books from memory to his inmates, and the creative licence he may have taken in the retelling.

Lottie and Lulu discuss Taylor and Travis' wedding at length, getting into the guest list, food options, music choices and outfit selections. Lottie tries to make a letter bomb salacious and briefly gets into the annexation of Crimea before Lulu swiftly moves on to Prince Harry's UK visit without Meghan and Nicola Sturgeon's single-girl era.
The girls wonder whether Zendaya is raising the planet's temperature with her outfit choices and whether it's appropriate for a Prime Minister to play Shag, Marry, Date.

Lottie and Lulu discuss whether Taylor Swift will really get married at MSG this weekend, and what the toilet situation will be if she does. They ponder the non-existence of the live stream Katie Price and Lee Andrews promised, and the Indian billionaire coming to rescue Pablo Escobar's herd of hippos. On the other end of the wealth spectrum, they discuss the couple who live ultra-frugally to retire early and whether they could do it themselves.

This week Lottie and Lulu discuss their thoughts on Father’s Day, Molly Mae’s baby name and Lee Andrew’s new hair and post-prison persona as adoptive father of Katie Price’s children. They get into the Crown Princess of Norway’s ‘evil’ Targaryen-looking son and ‘Becky Hill’ getting booed off-stage in Glasgow. The girls also decide the country has a right to know who sent THAT Wowcher email.
 

This week Lottie and Lulu break down how they would spend £400,000 if they happened to know how to embezzle. They talk about Donald Trump's 80th birthday celebrations - he'll be keeping it classy and hosting a UFC cage match on the White House Lawn. They run through all the latest on the search for Mr Katie Price (Lee Andrews) and discuss the 'feud' between Becky Hill and Jack Whitehall.

Lottie and Lulu talk about missing person Lee Andrews and reaffirm their loyalty to Katie Price. They also dissect Venezuela Fury’s wedding and discuss what their weddings would have looked like if they got married at 16. They ponder whether they would (allegedly) murder their fathers for €4.5 billion and Jacob Elordi getting caught pulling a sicky.

Lottie and Lulu talk about the Hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship and offer their professional medical opinions to the Government of Tenerife and the cruise provider. They also get into the ‘sex slave’ accusations made against a JP Morgan employee by her former subordinate and wonder whether a woman would ever actually describe her boobs as ‘canons’ . Finally they ponder whether you should ever talk about giving or receiving oral sex on the internet à la Bryan Johnson and speculate about their vaginal microbiota.

Lottie and Lulu discuss the behaviour of people at the White House correspondents' dinner, whether it’s ever OK to date your friend’s ex, (even if they’re Harry Styles) and King Charles’ squirrel fetish (allegedly). Lulu is ready to kill more animals while Lottie is ready to lay her life on the line for a crayfish she’s never met and Club Chalamet decides she’s had ENOUGH.